An irreverent, slightly-broke developer studio by Chris Burns & Shawn Humphrey
We jumped into app development with more enthusiasm than experience. No corporate overlords here—just two devs with a passion for making useful things that people actually enjoy.
Your white-noise generator featuring customizable sound mixes, sleep timers, and scientifically-proven relaxation tones.
Classic public-domain tales delivered in our soothing (and probably sarcastic) voices. Perfect for bedtime or reclaiming your sanity.
Coming soon...
iOS apps coming soon (when we finally borrow someone's Mac), plus more content, more sarcastic narrations, and maybe even a podcast.
Making stuff we're proud of, helping people find moments of calm, and yes—accepting dump trucks of money if you're offering.
Trying to reach us for some reason? If you're not a bot or sales, figure it out:
donkeycodesyndicatellc[at]gmail[dot]com